Wednesday, June 23, 2010

The Daily Match.com Report - 2

It just keeps getting better and better. Hang onto your men, ladies. Sher is heading into the woods with her shotgun and a bad attitude.

In their own words....

Mr. One Eye Goes This Way & One Eye Goes That Way:


"I'm a business professional at work, at home I'm like to relax and enjoy my home and company. I have a 20 son that is married. They will be a important part of my future."


I was crushin' hard on this guy because I'm like to relax as well, but then he admitted he has a 20 son, and it just blew it straight to hell for me. 


Mr. No Photo, But It's Only Because I Don't Know How To Get the Film On My Computer:


"I love to be with that special person that just gets me, my funny side my dad side and most of all my alone time with just you and me." 


Among his interests are "putting in a deck," and putting a lot into his weekend. Match asks what book you read last, and he answers, "read the paper online." Am I in love??? Well hells yes . I dig a well-read man. 


Mr. Let's Go to Cuba Together:


"Enjoy many diverse activitie's. Enjoy a woman that isn't afraid to initiate first contact. Good moral's, but not like a "nun" or anything !."


Since I kicked the habit, this one may be my best bet so far. 


Mr. I'm On the 'Photograph Myself in the Mirror With No Shirt' Bandwagon:


"My profiles says seperated, have been seperated for 5 years now, just haven't haven't filed the divorce yet, but the papers are filled out and have been for awhile, so don't let it scare you, i am the same as divorced already."


I'm not scared, man boobs. No, no. Not one little bit.


Mr. OH NO I TYPED THIS IN ALL CAPS BUT I'M NOT YELLING


"OH NO DID THIS ALL IN LARGE LETTERS USED CAPS SORRY IM NOT YELLING- -MY MISTAKE- SORRY- HOPE YOU STILL WRITE TO SAY HELLO- BYE BYE - THANKS FOR THE E-MAILS! WISH YOU ALL THE BEST AND BEST WISHES! THANKS HAVE A GREAT DAY!A LADY THAT HAS A GOOD LOOK ON LIFE KNOWS WHAT SHE WHATS OUT OF LIFE AND NOT ONE THAT HAS NO TRUST IN A GOOD MAN THAT WANTS TO SHOW HER RESPECT CAREING AND BE BY HER SIDE WHEN THAT COMES TO BE AND RESPECT HER WITH THE WOMEN INSIDE LIKE SHE SHOULD BE AND KNOWS A TRUE MAN CAN SHOW HOW MUCH HE CAN LOVE HER AND BE THERE FOR HER BUT ALSO GIVE HER HER SPACE"


This gem actually went on for about 72 more lines, but I had to stop somewhere. I do need my space. Lord knows I need my space. 


7 comments:

"Alone again.... naturally!" said...

I will be just for that reason, lol. Sheesh, if the pickin's are that bad girl, maybe a different site would be a good idea. Match obviously does not know what the hell they are doing!! Cathy

Shannon said...

Wow. Just....wow. Part of me is hoping that you're making this all up but sadly, I know it's probably true. Yikes!

Sher said...

Let me ASSURE YOU that these are ACTUALLY the things these men have to say. Truly. I couldn't make this stuff up if I were getting paid to.

And you're right. Wow. Just...wow.

Anonymous said...

Sometimes, single is better! :)

Suzy said...

I should never read your blog at work. Everyone is looking at me funny now.

Thanks for the laugh!!

suzy

Sher said...

I live in fear that THIS kind of yummy goodness is my future, y'all.

B said...

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