Saturday, October 30, 2004

Dear Sher,
If you were to write a "For Dummies" book, what would it be?


Dear Dummy Book reader,
Sock Folding for Dummies. Thanks for asking.

Dear Sher,
Christmas is coming. What's your stand on re-gifting?


Dear Cheapo,
I find it perfectly acceptable to give away to another person something for which you no longer have any use. I re-gift husbands all the time.

Dear Sher,
My husband tells me he'd like me to dress sexier, but I'm not comfortable doing that. How do I make him understand my feelings?


Dear Librarian in Sensible Shoes,
I'm sorry, Plain Jane. I can't help you. It is biologically impossible for him to understand your feelings because as a man, he only comes equipped with two feelings.

Fear, as in "I'm afraid I won't get any sex today". And sadness, as in "I'm sad because I didn't get any sex today". If you see them express anything else, it's like watching a chicken playing one of those tiny pianos. It's just not natural.


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