Hello monkeys! I'm back and I have an important announcement. Well, it's really more of an announcement and not so much important.
I want to share my New Year's resolutions with you! (See. Totally not important to you.)
Write more. (Which is why I'm back on Blogger today, as well as still plugging away on Sher Bailey dot comaroo.) I also have a fun little place I write that's not at all humor-related. I just like to post things there that I enjoy for no particular reason. It's called Momcaster and it's probably in the top ten lamest websites ever... but I love it hard.
I am in deep kimchi right now with regard to my weight for good reason.
I love food.
I am old-ish.
Combine these things and scientists will tell you if I don't exercise, I am doomed to be the star of a TLC documentary where I wear nothing but a sheet, some lipstick, and petrified hamburger patties I am not aware are randomly stuck to parts of me where hamburger patties should never be.
So I'm trying. I really am. I find it helps to have music I love in my ears, but it has to be music that makes me move a little faster. I decided if my goal is to give myself a new exercise playlist every single day, I should put them all in a website so I can keep track.
I laugh at least eleventy times a day, but I find that's not nearly enough. If I want to live to be 110, I need to laugh at least eleventy times eleventy times a day.
PS: If you know of anything that will help me achieve any or all of these above goals, please let me know. I need all the help I can get.