Tuesday, September 29, 2009
And a one and a two and a ..... oink.
Not really by the genitals, but I really wanted to use that word tonight so I had to work it in somehow.
The good: all the footage we shot on my trip to Tampa for our TV show is in the hands of the world's most brilliant editor. I saw about 5 minutes of it yesterday and I LOL'd. It wasn't even that fake LOL that I sometimes do when really I'm just sort of smiling, or at best softly chortling.
The bad: my son is sick and also injured his ankle at football tonight. He's not going to be wheelchair bound or sitting on the sidewalk playing a harmonica and asking for food or anything, so don't openly cry for us quite yet. The bitch of the news here though is that he was exposed to Swine Flu and so now we are all sort of standing around waiting to be swiney.
"Did you just cough? Cause I couldn't tell if it was a real cough or if you sounded like Miss Piggy coughing."
The ugly: my enormous ass in the footage mentioned in "The good". Seriously, I am distraught at my completely gargantuan ass. Like I wake up thinking about my ass and apparently I'm getting ready to go to bed to think about my ass some more. Yes, I knew I'd put on some weight as a result of a lovely little pill I'm taking that does wonderful things for your brain, but sometimes makes the rest of you look like you live in a trailer park. It just didn't hit me between the eyes until I saw myself waddling around no film.
On one hand: never been happier.
On the other hand: my ass. Which is too big for just one hand.
Help me Tom Cruise. I'm exhausted.
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