You don't know me but your blog is a Google Whack. I searched "Gergantiunation Toad" and your blog was the Whack! Google Whacking is a game that you play using Google. You enter two completely random words and if the page has those two certain words on it and you get a result of 1 - 1 out of 1 you've found yourself a Google Whack! It's very difficult though, yours is one of 3 that I've ever got :-D
Dear Guy who uses words like Gergantiunation,
I can die now. I don't want to, but I could if I wanted. Did you hear that universe? I DO NOT WANT TO DIE!
darlin....you know I love you!!!!
Dear Conway Twitty,
Of course you do. Don't be ridiculous. I am entirely lovable and everybody knows it.
I love your blog! Thanks for making me feel like I'm not crazy.
But you are. Anyone who feels like they aren't, is. Not my rules.
I feel like we're sisters or something because we're so much alike.
Dear Chick who has been married a zillion times, has OCD and a nose that is too small for her face,
Can I borrow your red leather pants? I know you have some.
Where are you?
Dear CSI Scranton,
Don't worry. I'm still around. I'm just spending all my time stalking Michael Buble and eating toast. I have a very full life.
I know TSG is on your get married list, but how do I get on there?
Dear Guy I now have to marry someday because he asked,
Here is the one and only rule for getting me to marry you: Ask. I never say no to a marriage proposal. You can be extremely old, incredibly ugly, broke, mean, dim-witted and recently declared criminally insane by the state of Wisconsin and I will still marry you. The only catch is that I will probably not stay married to you for very long. I become bored in about the same amount of time it takes for the wedding cake to get stale.
PS: What's my new last name gonna be anyway?
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