Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Psycho Vampire Toad Sucking Stalker. Good times - good times.


Dear Sher,

In order to entice you to attend this years Toad Suck Daze Festival ( this is the third or fourth year I've invited you). I've been considering ordering this outfit to wear to the fest. It is called the "Psycho Vampire Stalker" outfit. I should think the words psycho or vampire would be enough to bring you out, but the promise of both together might be impossible for you to resist. I'm not sure how I will explain it, and the PHL, to PJ but you'll help me think of something, right? How about I throw in your very own Monkey? You've had some pretty-good excuses, but I'm beginning to suspect that you really might not want to attend.

TSG....Your favorite stalker

Dear Toad Suck Guy aka TSG aka Stalker,

I have to admit that in all the years you've been asking me to come to Toad Suck Daze, this is the first year I am truly compelled to want to do so. The notion that a psycho vampire stalker awaits me on arrival is hard to resist indeed.

And a monkey to boot? I'm all a twitter. (Speaking of twitter, make sure you follow me.)

Whether or not I show up, you'll have to wait and see. I suggest you wait for me by the toad shaped cotton candy between the hours of 5AM and midnight. However, the idea that you would take your stalking to a new level and dress as a psycho vampire in an attempt to woo me has convinced me to bump you up the PHL (potential husband list) to number three. Congratulations.

Sher



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7 comments:

Flutterby said...

When you're done with the Toad Sucking Vampire, may I borrow it? I've got a job for him... (yeah I know it's not a toad sucking vampire... but that sounded so much better for my purposes...)

Sher said...

You got it Sistuh.

TSG said...

Sher,
Aww......You already know about the giant cotton-candy toad. I was hoping to surprise you. Oh Well.
My Joy IS Boundless.
Perhaps If you do Visit The Wonderful Epagomenic Celebration Of Toad Suck Daze, I Can Share With You My Expertise In Dendrochronology. (Chicks Love It) We Won't Tell Poor Jane.

TSG

Sher said...

Cotton candy, a vampire AND a big word I don't understand? Now my joy is boundless.

Jami said...

Wait - if you're boundless, how can TSG tie you up? Oh, I see ... it's just Joy that's boundless. What? She doesn't like to get tied up?

(oooooo ... big words AND Capitalization! He knows what girls like to read, don't he?)

Sher said...

He do Jami. He really do.

PaulsHealthBlog.com said...

Hey, Toad Suck Daze is a lot of family fun! We've been going for years.

Hope you can make it.

Paul

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