I will be with you in spirit and share sympathy pains, I know what that's like.However, even in fear, you are funny. You have just collectively made every man draw up so far they don't HAVE appendages anymore.God love ya woman!
God I love making men draw up.
Yeaahh you just know a man invented that machine.
I vote for a telethon. To run at the SAME TIME that skank dooce is gonna be on Oprah. We'd steal all her thunder and make money on top of opening Oprah's eyes to what a douche the dooce is.
OK Ry - now you're singing my song Texas chick.
I love ya,woman. I had 3 of them last week AND an ultrasound. You'll be ok. Funny people don't die unless they're morbidly obese or their first name is John (i.e. John Belushi, John Candy) Since neither applies to you, you're gonna be just fine. By the way, I still think a telethon's a good idea.
WC - Awesome. I'm so glad I'm not fat enough or John enough to die. What a load off.BTW - y'all get after this telethon thing. Mama needs something shiny.
Me and Cooter iz writing you a poem.
Awww. A poem. I hope you include the words bartender and Vicodin.
We're all thinking of you...but generally it's just because of how hilarious you are. :)I want to answer the phones at a telethon. I'll be like "Fifty bucks? THAT's your contribution? Fifty bucks won't buy her a decent pair of boots to wear to this mammogram. Pony up, cheapskate."You'll be rolling in it.Today the Google verification word is retsim, which sounds like something you rub into your shirt to get out a maple syrup stain or something.
Well thanks Jen! You sound like the kind of person I need working my telethon. And not for nothing, but retsim is delicious over rice.
Sher, you make me laugh each and every day. You know you are special when you can find the humor in an otherwise anxious moment and make others laugh about it. Thanks for bringing the funny. You really know how to handle a hot dog, I'm pretty impressed. If you ever need an alternate career, you might be pretty decent at circumcisions - you lopped 20% of that bad boy with no effort - other than a collective howl from us men. Drawing up? Like a frightened turtle... (stolen from Seinfeld)
You are pretty optimistic there on the hot dog ...take off at least another inch. Good wishes. Stay in shape!
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