Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Sher vs. The Law of Attraction


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16 comments:

writerchick46 said...

I AM a freakazoid! I don't believe this. The Republicans told me it was real. They wouldn't lie to me...would they?

Sher said...

Who you gonna trust? Karl Rove or me?

Smythe Livingston said...

If that law of attraction stuff really worked you'd be here with me right now!

By the way, shouldn't that be la fin.

Sher said...

Smythe - first you woo me with your obsessive desire for me and then you smack me by insulting me understanding of whatever language "fin" is. You keep me guessing.

Up2DaRack said...

Well that explains the lack of attraction you have for me. I've gotta get me some ponies and money first. Thanks for cluing me in.

And Smythe, why are you gettin' all fancy and frilly with that French talk? For goodness sake - Sher was askin' for a "fin" - five dollars. To help pay for that ice-cream shot that's gotta last a few months.

Sher said...

Come on now, Up2Da - you know I love ya awful. Why sure I do. But the ponies and money won't hurt anything.

Smythe Livingston said...

To quote Elvis, Merci, merci beaucoup.

Smythe Livingston said...

Sorry I've been gone so long, But I have saved all my old postings about my previous adventures with the glamorous humor columnist/vampire, and I'm using them as the basis for a book I'm writing. When I am released, which won't be long, unless I commit another murder, (actually I pled to manslaughter) I will publish my book, and sell the movie rights. Then I will be wealthy and famous. I will have gorgeous humor writers (all under the age of 35) flocking around me. Nothing better than flocking around. I wonder what actress will play the humor communist?
I must return to my work now.

Sher said...

All under 35 huh?

Bitch please.

Smythe Livingston said...

fadonk!

TSG said...

Cara mia,
Thank goodness you have WTCOMF. It's still the best!
Smythe had a good line started there, but as usual, he blew it.
What a dweeb, are we gonna have ta hurt him?
Just say the word.

Joan said...

The Law of Attraction states that we attract into our lives what we project into the universe.

Sher said...

TSG - Word.

Joan - I hear ya sister. That's why I always project poverty, fat arms, and lots of husbands.

Ryland in Houston said...

pony-less is the new penniless.

xoxo

Tidewaterbound said...

And you know you are hittin' it out of the ballpark every time. The sports arena couldn't contain you, you are a celebrity, take your bows...what's your agent doing, twiddling his...never mind!

Time to get the horse to the gate.

Sher said...

Ry - And me is the new you??? My head hurts.

Tide - My agent? That would mean I have one. Which I don't. Unless you count the one I keep in a cage in my garage. He's not doing much lately.