OK, Miss Carol... I'll give it a shot. Don't get your hopes up though, because what do I know about divorce anyway?
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Hey now! Be careful with that pillow! You don't want to ruin that long string of married & divorced record with a tragically widowed statistic smack dab in the middle. I'd save those widowed stats for much much later in life when you're in the triple digit number of husbands.
I also wonder why Mr. Man looks so frightened at your selfless act of caregiving. Shouldn't he be grateful that you are putting him out of er... alleviating his misery?
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You are so great Sher...I loved the pillow action. Wouldn't that be more like widowhood as opposed to divorce? LOL
Hey now! Be careful with that pillow! You don't want to ruin that long string of married & divorced record with a tragically widowed statistic smack dab in the middle. I'd save those widowed stats for much much later in life when you're in the triple digit number of husbands.
I also wonder why Mr. Man looks so frightened at your selfless act of caregiving. Shouldn't he be grateful that you are putting him out of er... alleviating his misery?
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